Taupo lovely Taupo. A tranquil lake town surrounded by national parks and infested with truckers.
My first contact with kiwi truckers last night was certainly an insight into the blasphemy of the English language. It went along the lines of
“argh yerh that f*cking c*nt b*tch w*nk cock sucking b*stard better phone soon else I (burp) knock his yerh bro yerh bro another beer churr bro (raucous laugh) f*ckin stink bro (burp) f*ck c*nting yerh bro” or something along those lines?
Our tent nearly got squished by said trucker friend at heaven knows what time in the night. I have never been so pleased to insert my ear plugs (into my ears) and cruise off to snooze town.
